Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I pour the whiskey from now on
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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