did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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