I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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