we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
it glows. i had to have it.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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