I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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