they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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