I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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