She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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