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do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
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Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
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It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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