the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I still have a little drunk in my system
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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