yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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