Someone shit on the floor
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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