i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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