he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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