he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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