I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
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Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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