Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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