If i come over, it means nothing
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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