Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
a search helicopter?!
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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