let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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