that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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