I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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