problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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