this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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