Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
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Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
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Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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