I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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