I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
mondays should just be called national damage control day
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Found the puke drawer
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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