did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
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So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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