Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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