After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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