i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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