Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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