Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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