This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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