I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I forget how to act sober
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