i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
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But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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