i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
he thought i was a dude.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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