Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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