): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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