Please, let me fuck your mom
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
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it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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