Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
wow bdsm is so cute
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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