Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
COCAINE IS GR8
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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