i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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