I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Fuck appropriateness.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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