i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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