Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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