I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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