But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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