I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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