ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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