fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Randomize
