I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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