I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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