Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
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i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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