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• (480): View more from Arizona

  So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building

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  19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow

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