I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me