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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...

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• (754): View more from Florida

  I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.

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• (916): View more from California

  nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.

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• (916): View more from California

  Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  My vag is like the Sahara

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  Ew that's gross.

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  The sad truth. Barren and empty.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking

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• (409): View more from Texas

  god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me

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