Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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