ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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