and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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